tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59505477936105417592024-03-05T09:12:43.573-06:00mad scribblingsThe musings, ideas, complaints, whatever, of a guy who used to be an artist and is trying to find his way back down that path.basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-30557615333160853622014-02-02T07:49:00.003-06:002014-02-02T07:54:03.220-06:00Groundhog Day, 2014. The same as Groundhog Day 1998.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>In celebration of all things Bill Murray, I present for you a random bit of writing dating back to February 2, 1998. This was back in the dark ages of the internet, when porn was plentiful, but information was scarce. Way back before Wikipedia, so if one could not find information, one had to make it up (eventually to be uploaded to Wikipedia). My original missive is presented here in its (mostly) unedited glory. I fixed a couple spelling errors and added a few words to a sentence that I must have started but never finished. Some references are dated. Deal with it.</i><br />
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Happy groundhog day, everybody.</div>
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Fabulous holiday, that: Groundhog Day. Bit of a scam, really. As I write this, I’m trying (without much luck) to get some information about the history on this blessed event off the Internet. I’m going to take a wild guess and assume that the official website of Punxsutawney Pennsylvania, and all things groundhog never gets so many hits as it does today. Which is making it very difficult for me to get you the true story (as the good people of Punxsutawney would have us believe — and possibly the evil ones, too) of Groundhog Day.</div>
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Damn. Once again, the server timed out, but not before I noticed it trying to load a link to the “inner circle”.</div>
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Creepy...</div>
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Well, I’ve done my duty. I tried to tell you their side before proposing my hypothesis. Don’t say I’m not being fair. I’m just trying to look out for the animals, here.</div>
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So. My theory? I think that somewhere along the way, the people of Punxsutawney Pennsylvania took a deep look within themselves and accepted the truth about themselves. They were a town with nothing much to speak of: no tourist trade, no interesting religious sects, and no factory that produced some sort of product that was needed by the rest of the country, thereby validating them as a viable and necessary part of America at large, regardless of the byproducts that such a factory would produce, thus endangering the environment of beautiful little Punxsutawney and the rest of America as well. But the fact that Punxsutawney was such an unspoiled little chunk of the world led to just the right conditions for groundhog reproduction.</div>
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It’s a little known fact (little known, because it’s very likely not true) that groundhogs need just the right circumstances in which to reproduce. Just like weathermen. You see, to be a Weatherman is a calling, like the clergy. A “weatherman” without the call is like somebody who goes enters the priesthood because he’s the youngest in his family, and it’s tradition, or a somebody who gets his divinity degree because he hopes to make a killing as a televangelist. Sure, anybody with an unnatural attraction for weather can go to school to be a meteorologist, but a Weatherman is something greater. It’s like a mixture of biology and alchemy. And the case is similar with a groundhog.</div>
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So some sharp cookie in Punxsutawney realized this, and understood that there was some psycho-scientific truth to the groundhog legend (possibly some member of the aforementioned “inner circle”, or maybe the fellow who started it) and this individual decided to market the holiday, for the good of his town. Or rather its survival.</div>
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From what I understand, there are towns scattered around America that, because they had nothing to offer the rest of the country, either eventually became ghost towns or ended up desperately grasping at straws to remain viable. These are the towns that honor anyone who happens to achieve some modicum of fame, even if what that entails is having been on both “Geraldo” and “Jerry Springer”. In light of that, i think you all will agree with me that Punxsutawney has done ok for itself.</div>
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But what about the animals?</div>
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How do the groundhogs feel about all this? Do groundhogs like the attention of humans? I suppose, as a groundhog, all your days pretty much blend. One day as about the same as the next. Maybe burrow a little bit. Gather some nuts, or whatever it is that groundhogs do. Perhaps an exciting day involves having to run from a predator. I wonder if they hold little elections, perhaps a lottery, to determine who gets to be “Phil”. That may be an honor. Or not. Maybe it’s like being a sacrifice, and whoever ends up being “Phil” (by holy calling or by the drawing of straws) is revered in groundhog songs, and honored as a martyr. So perhaps it’s not so bad.</div>
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I guess that’s all I really have to say about nothing for today. Spread a little groundhog love.</div>
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basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-59260130884899641902011-02-14T09:45:00.005-06:002011-02-14T11:03:44.045-06:00A Valentine's Day blast from the past.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1bHfkkckt3Sfi_4rRx8bYDJlG4dtBWt4tuASvKXCWxMq_l7eF98cE5L8kLY7q4kQhK3xn2KxsE_A0MobOtYFSjh2DMbH1puc10yKPAVELiogbBq0D_-EmoOHSdZ1uRv0o-vg7bEh_hRzM/s1600/heart+in+eye.jpg"><img style="text-align: left;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 299px; height: 238px; " src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1bHfkkckt3Sfi_4rRx8bYDJlG4dtBWt4tuASvKXCWxMq_l7eF98cE5L8kLY7q4kQhK3xn2KxsE_A0MobOtYFSjh2DMbH1puc10yKPAVELiogbBq0D_-EmoOHSdZ1uRv0o-vg7bEh_hRzM/s320/heart+in+eye.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5573572158074046930" /></a><br />Have I got a box of Valentines Day Chocolates for you! Actually, it's a recycled box. And it's not chocolate. And it doesn't really come in a box. Anyhow, for your amusement, I'm posting here a couple of Valentines Day related essays (manifestos?) I wrote back in 1998. Before I was married. Before I had a proper blog (which I have largely ignored for the past couple years). Before everyone else had a proper blog. I used to write this stuff and email it to everyone on my email list. Here it is, out of context. Enjoy.<div><br /></div><div>XOXO</div><div><br /></div><br /><div><div></div><blockquote><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox</span></div><div><br /></div><div>[Feb 10, 1998]</div><div><br /></div><div>ok...here we go.</div><div><br /></div><div>take a deep breath, and graciously accept this bouquet of roses from me, off-color and slightly wilted though they might be. </div><div><br /></div><div>on my drive into work today, i was told that what women want, what they really, really want (spice girls included) are 1K diamond earings from jewelry 3 [<i>2011 Marc is unsure if Jewelry 3 is a store that exists any longer, but let's just say that the modern equivalent of said perfect gift is just about anything from the open hearts collection by Jane Seymour, available at Kay</i>]. is that true ladies? just checking. see, i figure that if i give the right gift to the girl of my dreams, she will ignore my bad hair, crooked and slightly yellow teeth, my lack of washboard abs, my lack of adequate finances, the fact that i sing vaguely off-key, my collection of comic books, and poor self-image and will love me. and they cost only $97. apparently, the beatles were incorrect in assuming that they couldn't buy them love. of course, in the '80's, girls just wanted to have fun, and that was a bit more cost-effective. interesting when you think of the '80's as the decade of excess (and INXS), you wouldn't think economizing was such an issue. i gues cindy lauper was just ahead of her time. a real pioneer, that wacky girl was.</div><div><br /></div><div>but on to the matters at hand.</div><div><br /></div><div>in trying to make some sense of this whole valentine's day thing (something i have been trying to do for years, ever since the little tastless heart candy i got from dori bicek, in fourth grade said "hey dude" and the one that phil jones got said "be mine") i have researched the history of this blessed event. i have always felt, or rather, i have always been told, that if you understand the past, you are better prepared for the future.</div><div><br /></div><div>now, as with all history, particularly history seeped in legend, one encounters the problem of conflicting reports. so i have compiled all the facts at hand, cross referenced them, and then filled in the blanks to try to give you an accurate, reliable, and archeologicaly supported historical reference.</div><div><br /></div><div>the significance of february 14 dates back to before anybody thought to canonize Valentine (whose identity is in doubt anyway), possibly as far back as the fourth century b.c.. way back then, you see, romans had a lot to offer the world. domination, conquest, funny hats (they still have those, only you have to be a pope to wear them), latin and many, many, many gods. on february 14, one of these gods got a party thrown in her honor. juno, apparently the queen of the roman gods, known most for her support of the female gender in general, and the institution of marriage, specifically. i don't know what this particular shindig involved, but if the women's only parties i have spied on are any indication, i suspect paper hats, toilet paper, and strange party games were involved. what i do know about this day, is that towards the evening, the women, or girls, as the case may be, would write their names on a peice of paper (separate peices of paper, of course) and they would place them in a large shoebox decorated with hearts cut out of construction paper, elmer's glue, and glitter (if they wanted to get really fancy.) the neighborhood boys would then wander by, dressed to impress, collars turned up on their togas and sandles shined up for the occasion, perhaps a bit of sheep lard to hold their hair in place, and they would reach in the box and grab a slip of paper. the young lady whose name they drew would be their partner for the upcoming festivities of the feast of Lupercalia, which began the next day. other historical documents suggest that this young lady was to be the man's companion for the year, after which another lottery would take place. this hardly seems in keeping with the idea of juno as the goddess of marriage, but who is going to argue with ancient romans? a guy with a time machine, maybe.</div><div><br /></div><div>at this time, i would like to voice my opposition to the "grab bag" method of choosing a date, and possibly a mate. true, those guys too shy to ask a girl to dance don't end up sulking in the olive groves, loathing themselves for their lack of courage. but on the other hand, it seems to take the choice out of the whole thing for the women. and what happens if there is an uneven number between the sexes in that town. this could lead to trouble.</div><div><br /></div><div>the feast of Lupercalia was apparently a rite of passage for young men, and a festival in worship to the god lupercus, who, if honored properly, would protect flocks, and keep animals and people healthy and fertile. lupurcus really liked singing and dancing, so the romans did that a lot. amidst the singing and the dancing, goats and dogs were sacrificed, and the young men would make straps out of the skins, and they would run around the streets and then lash the women with those straps. apparantly, lupurcus liked that as much as he liked singing and dancing, so he would be pleased and would ensure fertility and easy child delivery to those women who would subject themselves to such behavior. now, something else the romans believed was that on february 14, doves and owls mated. not with each other. with other doves and owls, respectively. so this seemed like a good idea to the romans, so those who were paired in the "lottery" would slip off together and imitate the owls and dove. i suppose that means that they would hoot and coo at each other. i can't imagine what else that would mean.</div><div><br /></div><div>this sort of thing went on for some time, but eventually, the roman gods fell out of vogue, and policy decisions began to be made by the Christian church, who also had a monopoly on party hats. They did not approve of this festival, but rather than do away with it completly, they dusted off good old saint valentine, and made a big deal out of him.</div><div><br /></div><div>but i'll get to that tomorrow.</div><div><br /></div><div>until then,</div><div>make love, not war</div><div><br /></div><div>marc.</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:x-small;">xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:x-small;"><br /></span></div></blockquote><div></div><blockquote><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">[Feb 11, 1998]</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><br /></span></div><div>hi, everyone. i hope you are all well. i have a splitting headache. well, not so much splitting as throbbing. have you ever had somebody repeatedly swing a rubber mallet at the inside of your brain? and then your brain bangs against the backs of your eyes? well, that's what i feel like. i have taken some painkillers, and intend to make another score soon, so don't worry about me. i will be comfortably numb soon enough.</div><div><br /></div><div>of course, the headache didn't exactly help with the drive in. and the rain. visiblity was so bad that i wasn't sure if the vague shapes in front of me were other cars, or if perhaps those red glowing blurs were the eyes of some sort of demonic creatures. running backwards. very fast. it could happen.</div><div><br /></div><div>and i kept repeating that nursery rhyme over and over in my head "rain, rain, go away..." it's been so long that i don't remember all the words, so that was pretty irritating. but then i began to think of the nature of children's songs, and i realized that they are little more than mantras that children repeat to themselves to conquer their fears. "ring around the rosey" is a little chant that dates back to when the black plague ravaged england. [<i>2011 Marc has actually since heard evidence contradicting this, but as I don't know for sure, I choose to like the black plague story</i>] "the itsy bitsy spider" casts a spider, a truly horrible creature (if you don't think spiders are horrible, rent "kingdom of the spiders" featuring william shatner in a role that will surprise you) as a determined hero. anyway, then i thought about how almost all "adult" songs deal with love in some way or another. and it occurred to me that like children, we sing about what we fear the most, which is, after all, love.</div><div><br /></div><div>which brings me back to this whole valentine's day thing. (that previous paragraph was somewhat contrived and not very well-written. for that i apologize, but i present my headache as an excuse for all my faults today. )</div><div><br /></div><div>in case anybody out there was wondering, of the ladies who have responded to my half-asked question, the vote is unanimous. the earrings that jewelry3 (stupid name, by the way) has been shilling are not the way to every woman's heart after all. i guess i have to take them all back. commercials have lied to me yet again. i'm going to have to stop believing everything i hear that happens to have a snappy jingle behind it.</div><div><br /></div><div>but the real issue here is whatever happened to good old saint valentine. well, here's the deal. i have several versions of his tale that, while similar, are to some degree in conflict. plus, it's not clear if there was more than one valentine.</div><div><br /></div><div>either way, like cupid, valentine, or valentinius, was a bit of a troublemaker. not so much because he flitted about shooting darts o' love into the hearts of unsuspecting potential lovers, but because the romans didn't much like christians. yet. so valentine was a christian, and as such (unlike many christians today) he was compassionate to his fellow man. woman. whatever. so he used to let the christians hide out at his swingin' bachelor pad when they were on the lam from the romans. to make matters worse, the emperor, one claudius II decided in his lead-poisoning induced madness, that if he abolished the practice of marriage, then he would have more soldiers in his army. without families, these men would have no excuse to not go about killing people. this, of course, seems a bit short-sighted to me. one would think this might lead to an eventual reduction in population, but he was the emperor, and who's to tell him that he has no clothes. well, valentinius, for one. Valentine took it upon himself to marry young couples who had such a desire. needless to say, this landed him in the pokey. the hoosegow. the slammer. the joint. the big house. whatever your favorite jail slang might be.</div><div><br /></div><div>once in jail, valentine was a model prisoner, and the jailer was impressed with this kind and peaceful man, and would allow his daughter to spend her days with him. see, she was blind, and as such was no good around the house, so she would go to work with dad. always a good place for a young girl, prison. anyway, either they became pals, or valentine fell in love with her. it's unclear. maybe she wasn't so young. maybe there's something about valentine we don't know. anyway, legend has it that the day before he was executed, valentine wrote her a letter in ink that he pressed from violets, and signed it "from your valentine". wich seems odd, because the girl was blind. but, with violet ink, at least she could smell the card. miraculously, thought, when valentine gave her the card, her sight was restored. now. again, the story diverges. either he was executed as scheduled, or the jailer, pissed off that his daughter had fallen in love with this prisoner, clubbed him to death.</div><div><br /></div><div>that's amore.</div><div><br /></div><div>but, i tire of the history lesson. suffice it to say that when christians took over, they decided that a feast to the roman gods was a bad idea, so they made a big deal out of valentine and turned the feast of lupercus into Saint Valentine's day.</div><div><br /></div><div>so for years and years, saint valentine had the honor reserved only for heads of state and rock stars, but probably because of his immense popularity, or because he was jaded by all the relationships gone sour that he was forced to oversee from his little pink room in heaven, he sold out. the catholics wouldn't stand for that, so they dropped him from their calender in 1969.</div><div><br /></div><div>that's all for today.</div><div>more fun valentines facts tomorrow. probably.</div><div><br /></div><div>later.</div><div>marc.</div></blockquote><div></div><div><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: left;">I lied at the end of that post. I did not post any more Valentines facts the next day. There may be some people still waiting for that follow-up post. Get used to disappointment.</div></div><div style="text-align: left;">XOXO</div>basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-32470033089555526712010-09-09T08:29:00.004-06:002010-09-09T08:41:19.109-06:00the return of sketch-of-the-dayor, how I alienated myself from the other Cub Scout parents.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJBSYKhcL4vuGyPDit-JTdqxarkdlDdvEtnx0ZoePMKE4LohBRELJNaqVgE_BSxoTmEwQ69I1IQUYIH9pGy5Le4Y9SppEAWa2ALIXvkr0mfy-j3WCFLxKupt2DwYdC2Rvpa_SbfvSCJsli/s1600/drawing090810.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 299px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJBSYKhcL4vuGyPDit-JTdqxarkdlDdvEtnx0ZoePMKE4LohBRELJNaqVgE_BSxoTmEwQ69I1IQUYIH9pGy5Le4Y9SppEAWa2ALIXvkr0mfy-j3WCFLxKupt2DwYdC2Rvpa_SbfvSCJsli/s320/drawing090810.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514921340280572786" /></a>Last night, I attended a parents meeting Cub Scouts. My older son, Ross has been in Cub Scouts for three years, heading into his fourth. Jack is excited to start. Me? I'm a little bit to cynical for most of it, and find some of it to be busy work that, but the kids seem to generally like it. And I like building cars with them to compete in the pine wood derby. <div><br /></div><div>Anyhow, the purpose of this meeting was to split the new kids up into dens, and to attempt to cajole a parent or two into taking on the five-year commitment of being a the den leader. So we all sat around and tried not to make eye contact with the Pack leader. I started to doodle, and eventually the drawing above started to form.</div><div><br /></div><div>I began to rather obsessively work it, adding on ink in an almost sculptural manner. It's not perfect. I didn't have my preferred drawing tools, and the paper wasn't ideal. But I sort of like it.</div><div><br /></div><div>The parents seated near me seemed to be pretty okay with it when I declined to take on the role of den leader.</div>basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-36748916924927152032010-04-11T09:08:00.004-06:002010-04-11T09:25:19.833-06:00A review of a review...<div>A "reviewer" of local plays (read: Guy With a Blog) took it upon himself to review the show I've directed (<i><a href="http://www.wheatondrama.org/shows/0910/0910_gillian.html">To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday</a></i>), and man-oh-man was he offended that we--the community theatre company, the actors, the stagehands, the playwright--forced him to sit through it. Am I upset about a negative review? Not really. I went to art school. I've had numerous paintings, drawings, sculptures and prints critiqued, slammed and praised by qualified professionals whose work I admired as well as by curmudgeons whose best work was long behind them and by fellow students who had very little discernible talent. You have to develop a thick skin, and an ability to accept a critique for what it is -- an opinion -- and if possible, see your work through the eyes of others and use that information (if it's actually useful) to make better work in the future. So a negative review doesn't bother me all that much. But what does bother me is an intentionally snarky review with an agenda, and one that does not take into account the context in which the show is done.</div><div><br /></div><div>The aforementioned reviewer (GWaB) claims that his intent is to fight "the perception that local/suburban theatre is not as good as 'Chicago' theatre." He intends to achieve this objective in part by warning people about those shows that he feels are not worth the price of admission, because "there's no one out there telling people what shows are worth the personal investment of money and time, and which ones are not." Thank god for blogspot, because otherwise, I would assume he'd have to stand out on the Eisenhower Expressway with a sandwich board, to prevent all those city commuters from coming out to the 'burbs in the event there might be a show that GWaB feel is not up to his mathematical standards.</div><div><br /></div><div>GWaB has been heavily involved in local theatre for many years, including acting and directing at the very theatre at which my play is running. Might there be a conflict of interest? Not so, says GWaB, for he has disassociated himself from any theatre organization of which he may have been a member and has retired from stage work and directing. He apparently did so last week, when the last show he was in (at another local theatre) closed. </div><div><br /></div><div>Since I have additional inside information, I should also disclose that GWaB's mission appears to have been inspired specifically because the theatre that's putting on my show doesn't make it a practice to post links to negative reviews of its shows. </div><div><br /></div><div>Last year, I acted in a show that received an overly harsh review from one of the only sources for reviews of non-City theatre (another GWaB, but I won't call him that, because frankly, it will get confusing). The theatre's publicity staff chose not to post a link. GWaB was incensed. How dare we post only the positive review and not post the negative one? (Why the fuck would we?) Fast forward about 10 months or so, and that same reviewer came out to see our show. He doesn't like the script. He doesn't like our show. Okay. Fair enough. We're not going to link to it. GWaB sent an email to our publicity staff as well as to the webmaster email wondering why we don't. Since I used to be the webmaster for that theatre's web site, and since I've been too lazy to remove the auto-forwarding that sends me those emails, I saw the message. I responded to explain to GWaB that we are not attempting to suppress negative reviews, but we won't promote them. Like with movie posters and commercials. If Peter Travers from Rolling Stone likes your film, you're going to put his name and quote in your ad. If he doesn't, you won't. I would expect that he'd understand this. And his response to my email seemed to me that he conceded it was a valid point. Shortly after, he announced his blog and his intention of making his review of my show his first one.</div><div><br /></div><div>I am in no way attempting to draw any sort of conclusion about any sort of personal beef between GWaB and myself, since I was first made aware of his weird obsession with getting the "truth" out there around a show I was in, and it comes full circle with his review of my show. At least I don't think it's personal. He was actually personally kind to me regarding that other show.</div><div><br /></div><div>Enough exposition.</div><div><br /></div><div>Does GWaB raise any valid points in his criticism? Some. When you get past all the snark and attitude, there is a kernel or two in there that might be useful information, should I choose to direct another show.</div><div><br /></div><div>And he points out a rather major blunder on my part that had nothing to do with my directing abilities. Something that upon reading it, I was pretty embarrassed about. In my director's note in the program, I opened with the following:</div><div><br /></div><div><blockquote>Thank you for coming to see <i>To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday</i>. Like many, I was unfamiliar with this play when it was suggested as one of the possibilities for this season. I had seen the 1996 film version featuring Peter Gallagher and Michelle Pfieffer, and hadn't loved it. But when I read the script, I was interested to see that what didn't work so well in film could work differently on stage. I began to understand why this script was awarded the Oppenheimer Award for best play in 1983. And like you, I took a chance on a little known play.</blockquote></div><div><br /></div><div>The publisher of the play touts it as the "Oppenheimer Award Winner." It's been all over the press releases written about this show. Like GWaB, I hadn't heard of the Oppenheimer Award. Unlike GWaB, I didn't look it up. It seems that the Oppenheimer award isn't really all that prestigious. It is an actual award. But not in the same league as, say, the Pulitzer Prize. Okay, GWaB. You got me. I should have done my homework, or at the very least, just removed any reference to an award I knew nothing about. IN MY DIRECTOR'S NOTE. </div><div><br /></div><div>GWaB spends three paragraphs on this. About 1/3 of his review was written before the play began, as he gleefully mocks the Oppenheimer Award and any reference to it. And then he goes on to rip the script and our production apart.</div><div><br /></div><div>As a director, I know that ultimately, whatever ends up on stage is my responsibility. Do I acknowledge that I have put up on stage an imperfect work? Absolutely. I knew from the beginning that the production would have flaws. How do I dare put something before an audience with which I am not 100% satisfied? Almost no work of art - painting, film, music, theatre - is perfect. In all my endeavors, I set my bar very high. In art school, I never judged myself against my peers, but rather against the work of the great masters. Did I ever get there? No. I didn't. But I continue to try. I do the same with my theatrical endeavors. However, if I refused to act in a show because I can't do it like Sir Lawrence Olivier, or direct a show like Harold Prince, I would never grow as an artist. And that's why I continue to do it.</div><div><br /></div><div>Both GWaB and the other reviewer who didn't like the show point out some very valid flaws in the script. Note that there are some people who absolutely LOVE this script. I am not one of them. I think there are some very nice moments in the script, but my tastes run to the macabre and the twisted. This show isn't that. And the general critique that the answers the script provides regarding love, loss and life are too pat is valid. This is a "nice" little show. It isn't one of our great American plays and I would be surprised if it is still being done 100 years from now. </div><div><br /></div><div>GWaB makes a valid criticism when he says that HE FEELS that our production does not rise above or overcome the weaknesses inherent in the script. That's useful criticism: someone who saw our show wasn't dazzled enough by our collective skills to not notice that the script is imperfect. But when valid criticism is wrapped with the sort of glee evident in GWaB's "review," it loses it's ability to construct, and instead tears down.</div><div><br /></div><div>The point that GWaB misses entirely is that we are engaged in "community theatre." I do theatre because I love it and enjoy it. I have SOME training, both in acting and directing, but I am not a professional. And this show is not presented as a professional production. The actors in the show all have varying backgrounds, skill and experience levels. We all behave as professionally as we can, and attempt to deliver the most professional product of which we are capable. Each actor in the show is giving what he/she has, to his/her level of ability. And I'm directing to my ability. Throughout I have seen enormous growth from those with less experience. There are people on that stage that are stretching beyond their comfort zones. GWaB would say, I think, that the audience doesn't care about that stuff. But I care. I'm very pleased with the work these actors have done.</div><div><br /></div><div>Now that the show has been running for three weeks, and I've been able to sit back and watch it as an audience member several times, there are probably some things I would change. I'm not surprised by this. It happens in all my artistic endeavors. I critique my own work, too. I always have. But I'm not embarrassed about the work we did, and the show we have, warts and all.</div><div><br /></div><div>GWaB ends his "review" by putting a price sticker on what he feels the show is worth. His whole hook is "is the show worth the price of admission?". In his intro to his blog, GWaB states that he's putting "his" price on the ticket because... you know... for your $18 you can get a lot of DVD rentals from the Redbox (ignoring fully the economies of producing a show, of which GWaB is fully aware). But GWaB gives the show an arbitrary price tag, with no indication of how he got to that price. I think it's fair to suggest that a show is, or isn't the price of admission, but to put an arbitrary price tag on it just ads to the overall snarkiness evident throughout. </div><div><br /></div><div>I wish GWaB had liked our show. I really do. I want everyone to like it. But that's how it goes. Many people have liked the show. Some have not. On the other hand, GWaB took it upon himself to target our production as his virgin review. He suggests that people should ask him to come review their shows. He'll do it on his dime. Bully for him. We did not extend a personal invitation to him. Not because I was afraid of what he might say, but because had my suspicions of how he'd say it.</div>basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-23161238643942940072008-02-29T13:28:00.004-06:002008-02-29T14:05:06.422-06:00Jack Daniels: Scientist<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">-Smashing Pumpkins "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"<br /></span></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_FGoFRx9W-ktJX-Q02hcoeF_zf2gyGfVXHlXsNMYJHnjpG54HjL3lHl63MamfIlZLHSKSupNayNuq9vBUEPQEimBhXqbNa2EXPwpxToYa30CgtutWgsh8bpYne36IvTl7LKR12C5qJW0l/s1600-h/drinky.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_FGoFRx9W-ktJX-Q02hcoeF_zf2gyGfVXHlXsNMYJHnjpG54HjL3lHl63MamfIlZLHSKSupNayNuq9vBUEPQEimBhXqbNa2EXPwpxToYa30CgtutWgsh8bpYne36IvTl7LKR12C5qJW0l/s400/drinky.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5172488829266367458" border="0" /></a><br />Again, I appear to have missed my calling. I came across a story today about some "research" done in Japan on the effects of alcohol, and whether or not one can actually drown one's sorrows.<br /><br />So here's how they tested this:<br /><br /><blockquote>The researchers, led by pharmacology professor Norio Matsuki, gave mild shocks to lab rats to condition them to fear. As a result, the rats would freeze in terror and curl up the moment they were put in their cages.<br /><br />Researchers then immediately injected the rats with ethanol or saline.</blockquote><br /><br />Let me parse this a little bit. First, we have to consider from whose perspective should we consider the shocks "mild". Mild to humans (which can be at worst, uncomfortable, often beneficial, and in some cases pleasurable)? Because I'm not sure if a shock considered "mild" for a rat would condition a rat to fear and "freeze in terror and curl up" when it was put in it's cage. But I'm no expert on rats. So maybe it would. Or perhaps rats are particularly wary of needles, so the part that really scares them is the injection. That would explain the need to inject the saline in the control group. Because...what's the point of the saline?<br /><br />Okay. So, experiment performed, here's what my scientist friends observed:<br /><br /><blockquote>The researchers found that rats with alcohol in their veins froze up for longer, with the fear on average lasting two weeks, compared with rats that did not receive injections.</blockquote><br />And the brilliant conclusion:<br /><br /><blockquote>If we apply this study to humans, the memories they are trying to get rid of will remain strongly, even if they drink alcohol to try to forget an event they dislike and be in a merry mood for the moment...The following day, they won't remember the merriness that they felt.</blockquote><br />Now, I've been performing experiments on myself involving various concentrations of alcohol derived from myriad sources for almost 20 years. I feel that my research has been pretty complete. I have used alcohol derived from grapes, mixtures of various grains, sugar, potatoes, and the occasional desert plant. I have avoided injections, preferring to ingest the chemicals orally.<br /><br />While my research is ongoing, I feel that I can with confidence report the following observations:<br /><br /><ul><li>Consumption of alcohol in large quantities changes the subject's perception of the intensity of a "mild" electrical shock.</li><li>Consumption of alcohol in large quantities eliminates the terror one feels when a "strong" electrical shock is administered. <span style="font-style: italic;">It's best to consume the alcohol BEFORE the administration of any stimulus that might lead to unpleasant memories.</span><br /></li><li>Alcohol cannot erase memories created prior to its consumption when ingested in quantities that can be processed safely by the human body. Research in this area is ongoing.</li><li>Regular alcohol consumption over an extended period of time can interfere with one's ability to create new memories. <span style="font-style: italic;">One could extrapolate from here and determine that if one expects a future consisting of less-than-ideal circumstances, it's a good idea to drink early and often to avoid the the long term effects of the memories those circumstances might generate.</span></li><li>Memories created while consuming alcohol often lack detail and clarity. They cannot be trusted or used as evidence. Photographs taken of subjects of these experiments can be a useful tool for documentation, but can also be digitally altered. Don't believe everything you see.<br /></li><li>The above two points are the key to avoiding the creation of additional unpleasant memories. The advantage to using the second method is that one is often heroic in the memories that are created during the consumption of alcohol. (<span style="font-style: italic;">Note: This is only effective is all persons who share the memory are also participating in the experiment.</span>)<br /></li></ul><br />Now, I haven't written my findings up in some sort of sciencey format and published them in the journal "Neuropsychopharmacology" like my Japanese counterparts. But I'm willing to bet that my research has a lot more to do with the effects of alcohol on humans than theirs does. And the "merriness" that one feels...well...that's really the point, isn't it?<br /><br />Stupid scientists.basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-86411081180373738402008-02-26T13:01:00.003-06:002008-02-26T13:28:36.207-06:00lunchi'm sick today. not feeling well with some variation of whatever virus is floating around at present. I can't breathe too deeply, because when i do, it sets off a coughing fit. And looking at things hurts my eyes a little bit. Generally, I'm a bit uncomfortable.<br /><br />But i'm at work. Why? because I don't have any sick days. That's the big downside of being a freelancer: no sick days. And I need the money, so I soldier on. The one thing I had to look forward to today--my only small pleasure--was lunch. And even that has let me down.<br /><br />To begin with, I grabbed a frozen something out of the freezer on my way to the car. I was unsure what it was, but I assumed it would be a part of a meal that Polly had put in the freezer for this very purpose. Turns out I was wrong. Nope. Just some random sauce. Would have tasted great if there was a chicken breast and some rice to go with it.<br /><br />Not to worry! There's a full service cafeteria in the building. They have a large variety of reasonably priced food, prepared on site that is usually somewhere between edible and good. Sometimes even very good. Looking over today's specials, I noticed with interest that the chefs had highlighted a gyros plate (had it before--passable, but not great), a "deep-dish vegetarian pizza" and a taco salad type thing in a tortilla bowl. I wasn't sure what was special about the pizza, as they usually have it there, but perhaps it's because this one didn't have any meat on it. I got in line for the taco-salad thing, but watching an actual Mexican ladle some melted Velveeta into this bowl-thing sort of made me sad and a little bit sick.<br /><br />So I decided to try the pizza.<br /><br />Here's the part where I should have followed my own instincts. The pizza didn't look good. It did smell good, but it didn't appear to have much in the way of toppings. I convinced myself that there had to be more to it than there appeared to be. I've seen people eating the pizza here. There must be something to it.<br /><br />Nope. It was basically a lump of mushy just barely cooked and not very tasty "pizza" dough with an embarrasingly small amount of cheese on top. The sauce was, at best, an afterthought.<br /><br />So...my lunch sucked.<br /><br />On the other hand, it could have been worse. I happened to be reading the following article about <a href="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/taste_test_cheeseburger_in_a" target="blank">Cheesebugers in a Can</a>.<br /><br />Hey...what's in your bag? Wanna trade?basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-82984209584538093152008-02-07T12:21:00.000-06:002008-02-07T12:40:06.872-06:00ow.here i am again. apologizing for my inattention to you, my blogfriend.<br /><br />this is a short post...mostly because of the shooting pain I feel when typing. it seems that whatever ailment I have in my right arm--likely tendonitis--has been exacerbated by whatever movements I use to shovel snow. And I've been shoveling a lot of snow lately. I don't think it's normal for my pinky and ring finger to be both numb and in pain. Oh well.<br /><br />felt like a bit of jerk yesterday. a client of mine from Tennessee contacted me regarding a project i'm working on, and he let me know that they were a bit wet, but still standing. I replied with a vague statement about how much snow we're getting in Chicago. After hitting "send," it occurred to me how silly it was to compare a little snow storm with the massive devastation brought on by all the tornadoes down south. we can be dumb sometimes.<br /><br />on an amusing note: I walked into work today behind a young woman who works on my floor. I don't know her, but I've seen her around. She's a stereotypical pseudo-flower child. There's about 2 inches or more of slush all over the pavement. She was wearing her Birkenstocks. To be fair, they weren't open toed Birkenstocks, and she was wearing socks, but there is no way her feet stayed dry between her vehicle and the building. I don't understand being so committed to one's lifestyle that one is willing to suffer wet, uncomfortable socks for the rest of the day. I'm just funny that way.basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-60471106096471190312007-12-28T09:20:00.001-06:002007-12-28T09:20:32.441-06:00sketch of the day...on steroids<style type="text/css">.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }</style><div class="flickr-frame"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basest/2143310887/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2415/2143310887_d349a68ca5.jpg" class="flickr-photo" alt="" /></a><br /> <span class="flickr-caption"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basest/2143310887/">I Hate Hamlet poster</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/basest/">basest</a>.</span></div> <p class="flickr-yourcomment"> Hi there. It's been a little while...and I have some things about which to write. However, I haven't really had time to actually write. Christmas. Work. These things get in the way.<br /><br />And then I realized yesterday that I was WAY behind on a poster Illustration I need to do for a theatrical production opening at the end of January.<br /><br />Here's the ink illustration that I completed last night. The tones were done in photoshop. I will be coloring it tonight or tomorrow with watercolor and qouache.</p>basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-37812260108067590622007-12-18T08:40:00.000-06:002007-12-18T08:42:38.279-06:00Corporate Haiku<div style="text-align: center;">large, black rectangle<br />I report to work today<br />elevator up<br /></div>basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-6375406821476110842007-12-13T15:56:00.000-06:002007-12-13T16:09:15.897-06:00Oh! Possum!<div style="text-align: center;">or, what I did last night...<br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />[a word of warning before we get into this: there are two photos at the bottom of this post. they are a bit graphic. you've been warned.]</span><br /><br />I'm concerned about the opossum population in my area. In particular, the rabid opossums. Okay, here's the deal. I had an exceptionally vivid dream last night in which an opossum attacked my son Jack. It's jaws clamped down on his face, and I had to heroically pry the animal's jaw apart.<br /><br />The beast was determined to attack anew, so I was forced to continue to spread the jaw apart until I was able to snap it's lower jaw off completely. It was very grotesque.<br /><br />My psyche is a very strange place.<br /><br />I don't know why I was thinking about opossums, though--I haven't seen one in quite some time. Where I live now, I've seen foxes, coyotes, skunks...no opossums. Probably because there aren't many trees. I think they like trees. I used to see them on occasion around the house in which I grew up, especially once the woods behind the house was destroyed to make way for the 6 lane highway that was put through it. Once we had a mother and her six babies nest beneath our stoop. It used to hiss at me from the small tree next to the front door when I would exit the house.<br /><br />I like opossums, though. They're odd looking...kind of ugly, actually. But I think that whole "playing dead" thing is kind of funny. So even if I had any desire to pry ANY animal's jaws apart, I don't have a particularly strong one to harm an opossum in that way.<br /><br />It did make me think of the saddest photos I've ever shot. I happened to be in a photography class at the time. Our assignment was "texture." I was driving around looking for textures to shoot. I'd already done the usual peeling paint and aged concrete. I was looking for something more unusual, and I noticed some roadkill.<br /><br />I shot these to photos with cars whizzing by in both directions--the opossum was lying in the middle of the road. Poor little thing. It still makes me a little sad.<br /><style type="text/css">.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }</style><div class="flickr-frame"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basest/2108868137/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2024/2108868137_69a7e573c0.jpg" class="flickr-photo" alt="" /></a><br /><span class="flickr-caption"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basest/2108868137/">opossum roadkill 1</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/basest/">basest</a>.</span></div><br /><style type="text/css">.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }</style><div class="flickr-frame"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basest/2108868027/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2115/2108868027_c8345c80a1.jpg" class="flickr-photo" alt="" /></a><br /><span class="flickr-caption"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basest/2108868027/">opossum roadkill 1</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/basest/">basest</a>.</span></div>basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-34214075344019744702007-12-11T15:11:00.000-06:002007-12-11T15:27:41.650-06:00it's not you...it's meDear Blog,<br /><br />I know I've been a bit distant lately, but don't take it personally. It has nothing to do with you. You haven't done anything wrong, and my feelings for you haven't changed. I've just had a lot on my mind.<br /><br />The holidays are a very busy time. They are for me, anyhow. And to tell you the truth, I'd rather not make a half-assed attempt to write to you. I want you to know that you are worthy of my BEST. I don't want to tease you with only a little bit of attention and leave you unsatisfied.<br /><br />I haven't been spending any time with my sketchbook, either, so don't start with that. You know that whenever I do, I always tell you, and show you what we've done. And to tell you the truth, you haven't been very supportive of that. You hardly say a word when I show you my drawings.<br /><br />Look...I have to go. I don't really have time for this right now.<br /><br />This.<br /><br />An argument. Your jealousy.<br /><br />Okay. Okay. Maybe jealousy is a strong word. Let's just drop it. I promise, we'll talk about this later.<br /><br />...when I can give you the attention you <span style="font-style: italic;">deserve</span>.<br /><br />okay?<br /><br />I'm really looking forward to discussing our feelings. I love you.basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-76563888163313238222007-11-29T12:45:00.000-06:002007-11-29T12:59:24.291-06:00All I want for Christmas is for my body to hold together just a little while longer...As I arrived home yesterday evening, my oldest child (Ross, 6yrs old) burst into the garage. He could barely contain himself. I couldn't hear him--the windows were up, and the only sound that would leak through anyhow was the sound of the engine reverberating off the various surfaces in the garage. But I could tell that he was shouting something. Once I finally gathered my things and extricated myself from the vehicle, I could finally understand what all the excitement was about.<br /><br />He had a loose tooth.<br /><br />This is huge. A big milestone. It's his first, and while he was an early <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">teether</span>, most of his friends have lost at least one tooth already. His contemporaries look like they belong at a convention of Tennessee <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">mountain folk</span>. When I see a group of them together, I have to fight the urge to pass out banjos, washboards and jugs. Not even the fact that he's one of the few kids his age anywhere with a silver tooth (he calls it his "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">bling</span>") has dulled his ache to start losing teeth.<br /><br />And I guess that's the big difference between being young and getting old. I'm pretty content to have all my body parts stay more or less attached. In fact, I'd be pretty alarmed if they didn't.basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-44267005429666335862007-11-21T12:44:00.001-06:002007-11-21T12:45:32.691-06:00a true fax<style type="text/css">.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }</style><div class="flickr-frame"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basest/2053329498/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2381/2053329498_3a79f0440b.jpg" class="flickr-photo" alt="" /></a><br /> <span class="flickr-caption"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basest/2053329498/">a true fax</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/basest/">basest</a>.</span></div> <p class="flickr-yourcomment"> Let me start by saying that while I continue to be a little bit skeptical about the benefits of the slogans and platitudes that my current pseudoemployer displays to motivate it's workers, it is generally a decent place to work. I've had no complaints thus far. (Give me time, I'm sure I'll come up with something...)<br /><br />Not everybody is as pleased with Office Max as I am. Much to my amusement, I found the above fax transmission that had somehow ended up at the fax machine on my floor.<br /><br />I don't know how it ended up there. I don't believe there are customer service people on my floor.<br /><br />And I don't really know what happened to this person to make them so angry. What kind of speech could Office Max possibly try to be silencing?<br /><br />I do know that someone with access to a fax machine at the offices of Pacific Gas and Electric is very angry. I hope he has a better day tomorrow.</p>basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-34925646989185356432007-11-20T14:07:00.001-06:002007-11-20T14:09:50.871-06:00girlsketch_111907<style type="text/css">.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }</style><div class="flickr-frame"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basest/2050202039/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2348/2050202039_b1a585dbaa.jpg" class="flickr-photo" alt="" /></a><br /> <span class="flickr-caption"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basest/2050202039/">girlsketch_111907</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/basest/">basest</a>.</span></div> <p class="flickr-yourcomment"> Don't have much to say today...or much time to write the many words I normally use to say so little. So here's a little sketch I whipped off in a minute or two.<br /><br />I liked the energy of the drawing. Unfortunately, when I was finished, I realized her head wasn't properly attached to her body. I fixed it in the scan.<br /><br />I'm interested in Truth in art...but sometimes you have to massage the truth a little bit to make it palatable.</p>basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-74295575495936168142007-11-16T14:36:00.000-06:002007-11-16T14:39:26.333-06:00today's report from the workplaceMy status as an employee of the Company where I work is a little bit strange. I am not a true employee, as my paychecks come from a placement service, not the Large Office Supply Corporation where I work. This has its advantages and disadvantages. The biggest disadvantage is that I can't be sure whether or not I will have a job from week to week, or even day to day. A smaller inconvenience is that I am not allowed directly into the building, but rather have to login to a security computer every day and print out a new identification card that says "VISITOR", clearly signifying to anyone who might care to look at my badge that I don't genuinely belong. (I suppose this is a step up from high school, where my fellow students didn't need any sort of identification. They assumed that I didn't belong.)<br /><br />The upside to this is that even though I otherwise function as a full-time employee, I feel free to park my car in the spaces reserved for visitors. It's the perk I give myself as a pseudoemployee.<br /><br />This morning, the gentleman in front of me was having some difficulty logging in as a visitor. As it happens, he wasn't a freelancer like me... more of an actual "visitor". Visiting. And it had been some time since his last visit, so his information was no longer active in the database. If I saved any time by parking in the visitor spaces this morning, I lost it because I was waiting for this guy to be processed.<br /><br />This gave me some time to glance around the building some. I actually like the building, but find some aspects of it unsettling. It's five floors, not including the basement, which houses the cafeteria. The office spaces are all centered around an atrium, so there is a lot of open space in the building. There's also a hole cut out of the lobby floor to expose parts of the eating area of the cafeteria. This creates a strange sense of space that I'm sure the architects designed to make the interior of the building even larger than it is, but in me manages to induce a slight sense of vertigo. I avoid walking to close to the edge of the walkway. Even though there's a 40inch glass wall to keep me safe, I imagine myself plummeting to my death and really spoiling someone's lunch.<br /><br />The Company sends mixed messages to it's employees in the form of slogans applied in large vinyl appliqué letters applied to various glass surfaces throughout the building. From my side of the building, I can see the tagline "passionate | innovative | fun" repeated in a friendly font along a whimsical curvy path. This is on the windows on the third floor. If my work area was located on the other side of the office, the direction from which I was looking this morning, standing by the security station, I would get a completely different message.<br /><br />Those on the South side of the building enjoy a different kind of inspiration. If your perspective finds you facing north, you will read five different phrases:<br /><br />focus & discipline<br />sense of urgency<br />think company & customer first<br />teamwork & trust<br />integrity & accountability<br /><br />Instead of following a curved path in a light typeface, these messages are bold and straight. Less friendly. At least they're lower case, otherwise, it would be a really aggressive use of type.<br /><br />So today I count myself lucky that while I work I'm reminded to be passionate, innovative and fun. Or...at worst, to work on my enilpicsid & sucof.basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-35353137589243173232007-11-05T10:47:00.001-06:002007-11-05T13:22:13.225-06:00art therapy<style type="text/css">.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }</style><div class="flickr-frame">Over the weekend, I spent a good portion of time coaxing the likeness of a dead man and his wife out of a charcoal pencil. I happen to be able to somewhat accurately render people's portraits in a variety of media--charcoal, oil paint, watercolor. I can't recall when I discovered this skill, but I have reasonably good portraits dating back to high school. Actually, I have a pretty nice piece that I drew of my grandfather who died when I was in 8th grade. I'm better now...but for that age, I wasn't bad.<br /><br />When I was younger, most of my subjects had been alive when I drew them. Often they were girls to whom I was trying to ingratiate myself. (They were flattered, but I rarely achieved my intended objective.)<br /><br />Around this time of year in 1999, I quickly drew a portrait of Polly's dad for use on the memorial folder at his wake/funeral. This turned out to be a good marketing move. That drawing has led to a fair amount of portrait commissions. I haven't exactly kept track of it, but I'm pretty certain that I have sold more portraits than any other kind of art. Not that I've really focused on selling my art.<br /><br />While I have been commissioned to do a fair amount of live people--children, engagement portraits, that sort of thing--I have also drawn probably more than my share of dead people. I don't mind. It's nice that I can do it, and those left behind often appreciate it. It has lead to the occasional awkward exchange. I can think of at least one family member who liked the memorial portrait I had done of one relative or other that he wanted to be sure that when he shuffled off this mortal coil, I was ready to capture his likeness. I don't think I have to work from his actual corpse. I think it's probably okay to use a photo.<br /><br />Which begs the question: is it a life drawing or a still life? Not a bad name for an exhibition of these death portraits...something to consider.<br /><br />Speaking of exhibits, recently I entered a not-so-recent painting into a local art show. I felt a bit fraudulent, because my artistic output has mostly been limited to random sketches, some illustrations for theatre posters and the occasional portrait commission. The piece I entered was done in 2000. However, the requirements for the show was that the artist resided in the Fox Valley area, the work was ready to hang and it hadn't been entered in this same show in previous years. Age didn't matter. I presume the Mona Lisa could have been entered, if the Louvre was inclined to loan it out. And if Leonardo DaVinci's remains had been exhumed and moved to Aurora.<br /><br />The show is called "Vicinity 2007" and the theme is that all the artists live within some radius of the gallery. I entered in the show for a couple reasons. There were five monetary prizes, one for $1000 and four for $250. Those would have been nice, but I really didn't expect to win. (And I would have really thought myself a fraud if I had won, since the work was so old. Still would have cashed the check, though.) The real reason was to pad my resume. I want to get in the habit of making art work and exhibiting it, and I wanted more juried shows to name check for that purpose.<br /><br />About a year and a half ago, I did a solo exhibit of my work. All of it was old work. It was my intent that it would be the last time this stuff was shown, and I would start to make new work. I called the show "Cobwebs" and promised myself that I would take this opportunity to dust off my creativity and start to make new work. My hope was to have built up a large enough body of work to do another solo exhibit of new work within a year.<br /><br />I broke that promise.<br /><br />So feeling like a bit of a failure, I attended the opening reception for the Vicinity show yesterday. It was a bit of an odd experience, but would have been odder if I had more invested emotionally in it. I went with Polly and her mother, and we took the three kids along. I wasn't crazy about the idea of taking the kids along. Polly didn't think it would be a big deal. Nothing that happened at the exhibit change either of our opinions. Our kids are relatively well behaved (with the exception of Rosalie, who at 2 has taken the idea of the terrible twos to heart). No scenes were made. No art was ripped off the walls. Ultimately, I wasn't able to relax and focus on the event and look at the art and hang around anonymously near my painting and listen to other people's comments about it because I was more focused on what the kids were doing. So I guess it's just a matter of opinion. That said, I did enjoy talking to Ross (my six-year old) about the art. I just would rather have done it when the gallery was less occupied.<br /><br />I didn't win any prizes. Not even an honorable mention. I don't know if I would have known before the event whether or not my work had been awarded. Even so: while I would have felt a fraud had I won anything, and didn't expect to win a little part of me was disappointed. I guess I'm just a little bit human.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >(The piece I entered in the exhibit is below...it's a portrait of my uncle and grandmother from a photo taken when they were in Cuba, juxtaposed with political iconography. There was a theme running through my work about 7 years ago that dealt with some of those ideas.)</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basest/1874780347/" title="photo sharing"><img style="width: 296px; height: 340px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2067/1874780347_9fb956f91d.jpg" class="flickr-photo" alt="" /></a><br /><span class="flickr-caption"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basest/1874780347/">santos de la revolución 2000</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/basest/">basest</a>.</span></div>basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-63380038334723351182007-11-03T05:39:00.001-06:002007-11-03T09:31:34.637-06:00another day, another drawing<style type="text/css">.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }</style><div class="flickr-frame"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basest/1841335934/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2328/1841335934_38cb68e1f1.jpg" class="flickr-photo" alt="" /></a><br /><span class="flickr-caption"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basest/1841335934/">creepy-old-man</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/basest/">basest</a>.</span></div> <p class="flickr-yourcomment"> All is quiet on the western front...or whichever front upon which I happen to be. Instead, I present you with yet another quick sketch I did at work. This time, I wasn't even waiting for my computer to do anything...I was just...<br /><br />waiting.<br /></p> <p class="flickr-yourcomment">I was sort of playing with using lines to create the illustion of drapery in the guy's cloak (frock, habit, whatever he's wearing). I think I was successful in some parts.<br /></p>basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-48610900362123498342007-11-02T08:26:00.001-06:002007-11-02T08:28:19.642-06:00sketch of the day<style type="text/css">.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }</style><div class="flickr-frame"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basest/1818426725/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2360/1818426725_ee8bf8f483.jpg" class="flickr-photo" alt="" /></a><br /> <span class="flickr-caption"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basest/1818426725/">snow-beach</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/basest/">basest</a>.</span></div> <p class="flickr-yourcomment"> nothing really to say about this. just a random sketch done at work while waiting for a really giant file to save. I wasn't even doing anything to the file, just saving it in two variable press-ready formats. The whole process took me about 1 1/2 hours. The sketch didn't take that long. I'm slow...but not that slow.</p>basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-1039210174215350932007-10-30T23:01:00.000-06:002007-10-31T12:43:10.029-06:00Phoctoberokay...<br />So here's the deal. Maht over at the <a href="http://moontopples.blogspot.com/" target="blank">Moontopples blog</a> took some really nice photos in late september and thought that he'd commit to doing a photo post every day in the month of October. He called it "Phoctober" because it sounded vaguely dirty. He invited anyone who wanted to participate to join in the Phoctober festivities, and to let him know, and he'd link back to those who joined in the fun.<br /><br />He even linked back to my birth control test post without me asking him to do so. Awfully nice of him to do so, since I had intended to participate, and kept putting it off.<br /><br />Last night, I went through some of the photos I took throughout the month of october, intending to do one big Phoctober post that sort of chronicled my month in visual terms. Most of the photos I took were of weather phenomena. There were some foggy morning shots, as well as some beautiful sunrises that looked like Maxfield Parrish had painted the sky above my house. And then there were the photographs I took of my son Ross the day he had an angry confrontation with some pavement.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAw5ilp_IOrqlPsULPoktDEVmV3ZXxPo94M_T1o8Z-39Y3ZXxtP4PtgMHCgBj-ppn9-OdAvf5eeeJBX90m1qGnX_MKcWdGzLiaSJzA6cn_1trL1oYixz3DemFSHv6SeaCYYVuRSpH8m-im/s1600-h/nocrop.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAw5ilp_IOrqlPsULPoktDEVmV3ZXxPo94M_T1o8Z-39Y3ZXxtP4PtgMHCgBj-ppn9-OdAvf5eeeJBX90m1qGnX_MKcWdGzLiaSJzA6cn_1trL1oYixz3DemFSHv6SeaCYYVuRSpH8m-im/s320/nocrop.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127459806909146018" border="0" /></a>Apparently one of his friends was tugging on Ross' shirt and let go. Ross tumbled forward and hit the ground, resulting in some nasty looking abrasions.<br /><br />We weren't super concerned about this...kids will get hurt. I don't really like it when the kids get hurt. But I do like to take photos of their injuries, if they are particularly notable. I'm just weird that way.<br /><br />As I was deciding which photos to run for my Phoctober post, I had some difficulty deciding how to crop the photo of Ross' injury. It was interesting to me to see how the photo changed depending on how I chose to frame it. This quickly became more fascinating to me than the various weather phenomena I photographed. The photos are at turns sad...chilling...defiant...confrontational.<br /><br />I'm curious how each photo affects you, blogreader. Let me know what you think. Does each one affect you differently? Or am I just a bit mad?<br /><br />Just remember: no children were intentionally harmed in the posting of this blog.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQblsGaxd_F7B5TeeV2ZpACKodso-jss5yNRF1rfeBViUz-XHtCOStmobUXmLfaPwGBXehPf1pZv-ekhU9zr3snsn3SpVcgwBNCgojTzHvxP8NOAg8eQDQ-6BelDvVaNWgFynOXDbsDuy0/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQblsGaxd_F7B5TeeV2ZpACKodso-jss5yNRF1rfeBViUz-XHtCOStmobUXmLfaPwGBXehPf1pZv-ekhU9zr3snsn3SpVcgwBNCgojTzHvxP8NOAg8eQDQ-6BelDvVaNWgFynOXDbsDuy0/s400/1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127459647995356050" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo4Zs7hNL0he2CU6NXLvEa-p1q3oxTRQf0HcvtRtjpC2s_vPp8G0xAeqkw9VUGkE5STl-k2RH1H54KxK5Iz2e5FLoqxO3zpD2ceYhwPPdfZ05nOxMPdEzda7VFODarlXwzLXBxAoDDfG5v/s1600-h/2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo4Zs7hNL0he2CU6NXLvEa-p1q3oxTRQf0HcvtRtjpC2s_vPp8G0xAeqkw9VUGkE5STl-k2RH1H54KxK5Iz2e5FLoqxO3zpD2ceYhwPPdfZ05nOxMPdEzda7VFODarlXwzLXBxAoDDfG5v/s400/2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127459523441304386" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjh55vM7ix-IFKy9tQaAZDPQtZzWsbbEO1cFUaGYT_BVcJmVVmKrLtwqq6xiTLF_DFAwCfINcZsDVk77-XBoCVoHjZ-kpv1nQgRwRyrckBAXXJ_FkmSkahZNZSGVP-HvrtQAxaCkkkUfGXF/s1600-h/3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjh55vM7ix-IFKy9tQaAZDPQtZzWsbbEO1cFUaGYT_BVcJmVVmKrLtwqq6xiTLF_DFAwCfINcZsDVk77-XBoCVoHjZ-kpv1nQgRwRyrckBAXXJ_FkmSkahZNZSGVP-HvrtQAxaCkkkUfGXF/s400/3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127459527736271698" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgom2eNURhK0pPt-MnU5xr86ydcTxe2kytUt4YUkWyfI2M5Mv49kWYYBwls53nLaohELPRslcgrukmGb4Y9AiwNepYWMfl-5X4OAYjnu3yZIK1Ei3LPIzhKK0vRZGtlT6jlNH7UaUoZpJa3/s1600-h/4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgom2eNURhK0pPt-MnU5xr86ydcTxe2kytUt4YUkWyfI2M5Mv49kWYYBwls53nLaohELPRslcgrukmGb4Y9AiwNepYWMfl-5X4OAYjnu3yZIK1Ei3LPIzhKK0vRZGtlT6jlNH7UaUoZpJa3/s400/4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127459527736271714" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5LImvvsMohe8a79DrcdeDDf-R5gUnP9CtT3KGjr93xcmjsdEAtNyNUNHT5WPvgxm5JUS42svcdhaELO5pNSh7MvOjxv0KWIDTnnVMzC9502UWJD8Yb9X95TrVkuLZcOrtUwuNqwAg1neg/s1600-h/5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5LImvvsMohe8a79DrcdeDDf-R5gUnP9CtT3KGjr93xcmjsdEAtNyNUNHT5WPvgxm5JUS42svcdhaELO5pNSh7MvOjxv0KWIDTnnVMzC9502UWJD8Yb9X95TrVkuLZcOrtUwuNqwAg1neg/s400/5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127459532031239026" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3T391eXPjYgvCuAOAZ8zUGshvwg9w8DrbaxTSBj5O5uH-7RGlsUTyPgIw6J7dw9RoQEJIfbXRna8AL4EEFDKE2B5B-SNkUu3-HnIxXTJbXiBEc-hEmatFY2ymwYZyyziQ6GL1IfpYuNqb/s1600-h/6.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3T391eXPjYgvCuAOAZ8zUGshvwg9w8DrbaxTSBj5O5uH-7RGlsUTyPgIw6J7dw9RoQEJIfbXRna8AL4EEFDKE2B5B-SNkUu3-HnIxXTJbXiBEc-hEmatFY2ymwYZyyziQ6GL1IfpYuNqb/s400/6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127459532031239042" border="0" /></a>basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-83083726578477728342007-10-30T10:23:00.001-06:002007-10-30T10:26:17.244-06:00East of ScrantonI'm at work.<br /><br />I've been at work since 8:30. Okay...more like 8:37, and by the time I checked in through security and got up to my "cubicle" on the 4<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">th</span> floor, it was closer to 8:45. It's 9:35 now. Do you want to know how much work I've done?<br /><br />none<br /><br />not one bit<br /><br />This wouldn't be a problem if I wasn't freelancing. I want to appear to be valuable to this company so that they keep me.<br /><br />But it's been a while since I wrote about work, so you may be confused. You may recall that the last time I wrote about work, I was working on the catalog for a medical supply company. At the time, I called it a short-term assignment. I think when I wrote that, I believed short-term meant 1-2 weeks. I was wrong. I suspect that if I had been happy with the hourly rate there, I would still be working there. When I finally found better paying and more interesting work through a different placement service, I was told repeatedly that I would be welcome back any time. Unlike my former employer, these people seemed to think that I was actually a valuable asset to a company. Then again, they weren't paying me as much...<br /><br />Anyhow, I got the chance to leave that job for a more interesting one that was closer to home and paid better. It was supposed to be a week, with the possibility for extension. They were a packaging design company. I worked on a bag of Easter Eggs for Tootsie Roll (coming to a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">WalMart</span> near you this spring) and some boxes for solar path lighting. My favourite was the color changing ones. You can get these lights that are ugly enough during the day, but at night, they harness the power of the sun that they've been soaking up all day to create a disco-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">esque</span> atmosphere of light that changes from blue to green to red and back again. Groovy!<br /><br />So that job went on for a week, and they were really happy with me. And I really liked it there. The commute was reasonable, and the work was almost fun. By Wednesday, I was told that they wanted to keep me, probably for six more months. On Friday, I was told that they wouldn't need me the following week, but if I could return on the week after that, then they'd need me for six more months. My representative from my placement service called me on my way home and told me that they wanted to know if I'd be willing to work for a little bit less, if they could guarantee a longer term assignment. I said I had to think about it.<br /><br />This is the problem with working for a small company. Their budgets are too tight. A large corporation where one can become faceless is starting to look good, if I want to make a decent living.<br /><br />By Tuesday of the following week, I was talking to a variety of reps from the same agency about three different jobs. Technically, I was still in the mix to come back for the packaging job, but they seemed really interested in getting a better deal. And they couldn't commit to bringing me back when they had agreed to do so. The big project that they wanted me for was taking a little bit longer to get started. It was a bad omen, anyhow, when I heard who the client was, as they were also a client of my previous employer--one of the projects that I was accused of mismanaging when I was fired. (It was my boss' client. He was on vacation during a crucial point in the project. This was my fault, apparently).<br /><br />Anyhow, it appears that since I was such a hit at my first assignment for this particular placement service, the reps actually tried to get me placed elsewhere. On Thursday of that week, at 9am, I found myself navigating the byzantine security procedures of the corporate headquarters of Office Max.<br /><br />Once I was photographed, fingerprinted and frisked, I was given a visitor pass and allowed to wait in the designated waiting area. A woman sat opposite me with two large road cases--I told her that I had chosen to travel light that day. It got a laugh. When I was single, it would have been a nice opening to conversation with this desirable specimen of the opposite sex. When I was single, I would probably not have been able to get the words out. Funny how easy it is to speak with people when there's nothing at stake. Two quick sketches later, I was greeted by a guy about my age who introduced himself as "not Eugene." Eugene was the guy to whom I was supposed to report. I soon discovered that one doesn't get to speak to Eugene for very long. He runs around a lot and attends many meetings. I don't envy his job.<br /><br />On the way up to the fourth floor, "not Eugene" told me his name was actually Scott Swan. We made a little small talk about traffic and he showed me to my work area. In the first paragraph, I referred to my "cubicle". I put it in quotation marks, as I have again here. The reason is that they seem to have run out of space, and so I'm really sort of just out in an open area. It's a bit weird. Better than a broom closet, though. And I have a really nice view out some really big windows.<br /><br />Scott told me that he didn't know what I'd be working on, but that Dwight, who was in a meeting but would be out shortly would be responsible for giving me work.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrlMvvWU8fBJBTO8H39b1aldRzM5tmYgyKnscqhLtrt2TlaPie8DPkNd1mvbNipiVbrq2ixrAaj5LXNrPW9Si95RWWEAJNqM4jnQH4KDg0zoiF6fwpaMkfPRIQCxbL770lmladoXzLAKrv/s1600-h/dwight_schrute.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrlMvvWU8fBJBTO8H39b1aldRzM5tmYgyKnscqhLtrt2TlaPie8DPkNd1mvbNipiVbrq2ixrAaj5LXNrPW9Si95RWWEAJNqM4jnQH4KDg0zoiF6fwpaMkfPRIQCxbL770lmladoXzLAKrv/s320/dwight_schrute.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127166280254202498" border="0" /></a>That's right. I work for an office supply company, and one of the guys who I work for is called Dwight. If you don't watch the US version of The Office, this might mean nothing to you, but if you do, you will understand why I am amused every time I think of this.<br /><br />Dwight's last name is Darling. I began to worry that I did not have an appropriate name to work here, but it turns out that so far, Scott and Dwight are the only two alliterative names that I have encountered here at Office Max.<br /><br />So anyhow, Dwight took me around and showed me examples of what the creative department did at Office Max, and then threw a little assignment at me.<br /><br />I've been working for a long time in situations that require extremely quick turnaround. I think Dwight didn't expect me to finish as quickly as I did. I now know that he was impressed with my speed and thought the end result was good. But for the first few couple days, I was sort of left to flounder. I like to distinguish myself quickly as a valuable asset. It wasn't until the middle of the second week that I began to understand that I was allowed to take more time with things. Not that I need it.<br /><br />Which is why I find myself sitting here getting paid to write my blog. Oh wait...looks like someone has something for me. Off to earn my keep.basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-67384456965648737172007-10-24T11:50:00.000-06:002007-10-24T12:23:16.246-06:00Forgive me, blogger, for I have sinned......it's been 26 days since my last posting.<br /><br />Many things can be ignored or otherwise neglected for a period of 26 days with few to no consequences. Unpaid bills might pile up, but you don't go into collections until at least 3 months. The lawn might begin to look untidy, and one's personal appearance might as well.<br /><br />But there are a few things in one's life that if left neglected, can lead to somewhat dire circumstances. For instance, one's children. Or fish. Either of these could die if ignored for such an extended length of time.<br /><br />One's spouse or significant other would probably not die of neglect, assuming she (or he) was capable of caring for herself. On the other hand, she might not be there when you come back. And she might be upset about the kids.<br /><br />And I suppose that a sexually active woman might notice if she missed her period by 26 days. It might motivate her to drive to the local pharmacy or grocery store and purchase a pregnancy test.<br /><br />I happened to drive up to the liquor entrance to the Woodman's Grocery Story near my home and saw a curiously shaped object on the ground in the parking lot as I exited my car. I knew instantly what this thing was. I've seen at least three of them in my lifetime.<br /><br />Curious, I approached. Closer inspection confirmed my suspicion. It was a home pregnancy test, and it had been used. I was thankful that the results side was exposed. I wasn't looking forward to touching an object that I was certain had been in contact with someone else's urine. But I also knew that my curiousity would not be satisfied unless I was able to share in the joy or despair of the human being with whom I was now connected in this unusual way.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDRxWL1_AGPldMI0s2N9D3W7m0D-7vRwHh-ueCvOx7bFOxN6xOX3Lyg92EVJebze_Hc2U0O25J0P1M-IQb-4f6uuiy-DB-nksPDDLZO3z6s9Oa40GaDxq5fUNUTO59Ab-zcYbhz4Po_JAi/s1600-h/10-05-07_1707.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDRxWL1_AGPldMI0s2N9D3W7m0D-7vRwHh-ueCvOx7bFOxN6xOX3Lyg92EVJebze_Hc2U0O25J0P1M-IQb-4f6uuiy-DB-nksPDDLZO3z6s9Oa40GaDxq5fUNUTO59Ab-zcYbhz4Po_JAi/s320/10-05-07_1707.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5124970246584035906" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The photo is terrible. It's taken with my cellphone's camera. However, what is clear is the line that indicates that the test was positive. For my new friend, whoever/wherever she may be, I hope that postive is a good thing.<br /><br />I wonder if she'll name it after me?basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-51142078882436110072007-09-28T22:11:00.000-06:002007-09-30T13:42:26.525-06:00fútbol americanoAbout once a year, I have the honor of being Polly's late father's cousin's cold weather date to a Chicago Bears football game. (For my international readers, that's the game played with a brown oblong ball that is mostly carried in the players' hands. Only one or two people on the field actually strike the ball with their feet. You may have heard of this bizarre sport--it's quite a big deal here in the USA.) Bill has held season tickets for quite some time, and his seats are quite good. First row, 23rd yard line. It's a pretty good way to see a football game. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYF2pyVjIuWFI3jg8M94grjiqn-POBFnYOUoup0q3o0h_jifNNa9Jgb0HRL-RZZDtB5c7qMzYf6yFDy60O96uhepo8HdwcC3cKS9d5eRPEjcPwf-6UO3mcnZPKYyNSmlegpcL9uZy3WYvz/s1600-h/09-23-07_2128.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYF2pyVjIuWFI3jg8M94grjiqn-POBFnYOUoup0q3o0h_jifNNa9Jgb0HRL-RZZDtB5c7qMzYf6yFDy60O96uhepo8HdwcC3cKS9d5eRPEjcPwf-6UO3mcnZPKYyNSmlegpcL9uZy3WYvz/s320/09-23-07_2128.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5115848449011903010" border="0" /></a><br /><br />(The photo above should give you some idea of how good these seats are--somehow I thought a photo of people taking photographs would be more clever than it turned out to be. Oh well...)<br /><br />While many cities in areas prone to sub-zero temperatures have built enclosed domes in which to play this sporting event, Chicago has not chosen to do so. In fact, the stadium was recently renovated and instead of putting a dome on top, they created this odd structure that looks as if a large toilet bowl seat had been installed on top of the classic architecture they were trying to retain. It's pretty damned ugly, but you'll have to take my word for it. I tried to find a good photo of it, but it's late, I'm tired, and I didn't find anything immediately.<br /><br />Normally, I am wrapped in many layers of clothing, including several military-issue garments designed to keep soldiers warm in Siberia. By halftime, I can barely feel my fingers and have to remind myself that I once had toes.<br /><br />It so happened, however, that Bill was going to be out of the country, and would miss last Sunday's game. Since it was going to be Polly's birthday on Monday, he gave us his tickets for the game. So for the first time in several years, I was going to enjoy watching a football game without glancing around to see if there might not be a large drunken fan around that might not mind too much if I were to slice open his belly and crawl inside for warmth in the 4th quarter.<br /><br />People who know me know that I'm not really much of a sports fan. I don't plan my life around the big game...I don't spend a lot of time knowing who all the players are...I don't get depressed when my team loses, or riot when they win (yeah..they seem to do that in Chicago). I do really enjoy going to the game, though. I much prefer the experience of watching the game live at the stadium over seeing it on TV. Even in obscenely cold temperatures.<br /><br />But no matter how much of a fan I am, I am not prone to wearing to the game any sort clothing that identifies me as an aficionado of any given team. I'm more apt to wear that stuff when I'm NOT at the game. I don't know why...I've done that for years. Even when it's not sports related. If I go see a band I like and am wearing a t-shirt, I usually choose one that has another band's name on it. Or something that isn't music related. It's part of my well practiced pose.<br /><br />While I knew that Polly was going to wear a replica of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Payton">Walter Payton</a>'s jersey I didn't realize that she would find it odd that instead of Bear's blue and orange, I would opt for my charcoal grey t-shirt with a skull and crossbones printed on it. In Polly's defense, she spent a fair amount of time in high school as a Pom and so only finds it natural that one's attire is critical in showing support for one's team. Polly's mother, who was a little bitter that we were going to the game and she wasn't, shared Polly's opinion regarding my attire, but I was fairly certain that the Bears wouldn't mind terribly if I wasn't dressed for their success, as I would be outnumbered by those who weren't as self conscious as I.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhf5MLGARDLJMYD1Byyb7e2k__BU0wOfBVX2SqJbQCT0MOY5o3ANrCqUNy-fOXbDyfbZz4E5w1BFIohOVSH3A76Q-No1qcr4da-QHoS_cQPXqJsb-g858Ou5D_vgE00QqYVPSpK1uFzNhb6/s1600-h/09-23-07_1940.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhf5MLGARDLJMYD1Byyb7e2k__BU0wOfBVX2SqJbQCT0MOY5o3ANrCqUNy-fOXbDyfbZz4E5w1BFIohOVSH3A76Q-No1qcr4da-QHoS_cQPXqJsb-g858Ou5D_vgE00QqYVPSpK1uFzNhb6/s320/09-23-07_1940.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5115848440421968402" border="0" /></a><br /><br />When we got to the game and finally took our seats, I somewhat smugly pointed out that the gentleman seated next to Polly had also opted not to dress in Bears drag. Any solidarity I felt with this fellow quickly dissolved once the game began.<br /><br />But first: the national anthem, Latino-style!<br /><br />Apparently September 15 to October 15 is National Hispanic Heritage Month. This is news to me. I didn't get the memo--and I'm a card-carrying Hispanic. (Actually, none of the cards I carry have anything to do with being Hispanic. But some Hispanics actually DO carry a card in this country because of their alien origins...but most don't. So maybe "card carrying Hispanic" is a poor choice of words.)<br /><br />I'm a little confused why we Hispanics don't get the whole month of September or the whole month of October, instead of this weird hybrid month. But...I guess I shouldn't complain. At least we get a full 30 days. Black people only get 28 for Black History Month.<br /><br />Anyhow, at Soldier Field, the way that Hispanic Heritage month was observed is that they have a bunch of signage around the place declaring that we were going to watch "fútbol americano" and there was a large group of Hispanic young people out on the field with special t-shirts on. I imagine that perhaps they showed the game on Spanish TV, and had that soccer announcer guy yell TouchDOOOOOOOOOOOOWN whenever a team scored. But the real treat was that they trotted Gloria Estefan up to sing the National Anthem. I guess J-Lo was busy. But Gloria is Cuban, like me (except she actually lived there for a while) so It was nice to see one of my people get some attention, I guess. I tried to sing her hit "Conga" to the tune of the Star Spangled Banner, but it was very difficult to do.<br /><br />Her performance of the song wasn't really great. I didn't expect it to be, i guess. It was pitched way low, as I expect that if Gloria ever had it in her to hit the high notes, she doesn't any longer. However, as she approached the part of the song that goes "and the rocket's red glare" they set off a bunch of pyro (always a crowd pleaser) and at the very end of the tune, as people began to cheer and applaud and sort of mix up their feelings of patriotism and team spirit with the beer they had undoubtedly been drinking for several hours leading up to the game into some sort of jingoistic stew, a couple of actual F-15 fighter planes buzzed the stadium. Everyone was dumbstruck. And it actually was pretty cool.<br /><br />The coin was tossed, the ball was kicked and the game was underway. One of the aspects of watching a football game at the stadium is that you get to hear commentary from all the football experts seated around you. Each one of these guys has their own opinion of how the game should be played, and they are certain that by expressing their opinion as loudly and as often as possible, it will serve to enhance the game viewing experience of all those within earshot. Mostly, I find these people equal parts annoying and amusing.<br /><br />None compared to the guy sitting next to Polly. Do you remember the guy I mentioned earlier? The one who, like I, was not adequately dressed to express his fanaticism? This guy proved to be a great source of amusement to Polly and me. As if to make up for his lack of proper attire, he threw himself into the game with a zeal usually reserved for those fans who paint their half naked bodies in blue and orange greasepaint.<br /><br />Perhaps inspired by his striped shirt, he began to referee the games from his seat, demonstrating the signals that he believed the refs should call. I didn't have the heart to tell him that refs wear vertical stripes...not horizontal.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd3-bqs6ZGBQ_-sLl9fcjga0lGMz4bePYPKAVlm5nELGEcNcDN714L44rHNNVyDCXB4ahD97MncbRxbviPtqY8copkzCJGSCTTDugNs4tdYUDW_SyVxoD8PmLH-f_3YGQQP9As7-UH5NsU/s1600-h/09-23-07_2149.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd3-bqs6ZGBQ_-sLl9fcjga0lGMz4bePYPKAVlm5nELGEcNcDN714L44rHNNVyDCXB4ahD97MncbRxbviPtqY8copkzCJGSCTTDugNs4tdYUDW_SyVxoD8PmLH-f_3YGQQP9As7-UH5NsU/s320/09-23-07_2149.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5115848453306870322" border="0" /></a><br /><br />It was pretty clear to us that one of his primary objectives was to get on TV. I suspect that it was perhaps a sad attempt to impress his students. (Somehow he had communicated to Polly that he was a middle school English teacher. I began to mutter corrections to his grammatical errors under my breath.)<br /><br />The Bears did not play a particularly inspired game, but they had a couple good moments in the first half. Eventually they scored a touchdown. Referee/English teacher guy held up his hand for a high five. I stared at it for a moment, unsure if I wanted to make this sort of connection with him. There was such desperation in his eyes...the pain of unreturned high-fives past, but a glint of hope that maybe this time someone would celebrate with him. In the end, I gave him the high five he was looking for, wondering if I had committed to future co-celebration. I thought perhaps I would avoid eye contact should the Bears score another touchdown.<br /><br />I never had to make that decision, as the Bears played miserably after that. My English teacher friend took to chanting the name of the third string quarterback, Kyle Orton. Whenever he tired of that, he would explain to anyone who would listen--mostly himeself--that Orton had a great record and didn't make mistakes and so on. A guy behind him interrupted to tell him that Kyle Orton's dad had called and thanked him for his support.<br /><br />As the game wore on, and the Bears lost their will to fight, my very own personal referee became less animated. He could do nothing more to help the team.<br /><br />He left sometime before the game ended. Polly and I stuck it out to the bitter end. By that time, there were more Dallas Cowboys jerseys surrounding us than Bears. I guess Polly and I are more devoted to the team.basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-53830660710421858022007-09-28T11:40:00.001-06:002007-09-28T11:53:16.271-06:00try the veal...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkE4_gmesC9ed2kvVowfekOvl8rifNCIkF5I4-teI6_SjW6q9Lq05DATLnKsqrpi7l1IhMkfkhYmv9VR-dBXAkYwBBqf069J6el_Ushq6ME4eB4CXmrbnUZmrnhJJI7K1szfbY_VXwqYWy/s1600-h/09-24-07_1207.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkE4_gmesC9ed2kvVowfekOvl8rifNCIkF5I4-teI6_SjW6q9Lq05DATLnKsqrpi7l1IhMkfkhYmv9VR-dBXAkYwBBqf069J6el_Ushq6ME4eB4CXmrbnUZmrnhJJI7K1szfbY_VXwqYWy/s400/09-24-07_1207.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5115311457840818690" border="0" /></a><br />On Monday, I took a drive through the sleepy little town of Bolingbrook on my lunch hour. It's a town with which I'm mostly unfamiliar. And I could probably have remained ignorant of various features for the rest of my life and felt okay about it. But it was Polly's birthday, and I had as yet neglected to buy her a gift.<br /><br />I have many excuses for my procrastination--some of them even sound valid: I was out of money...my work schedule made it impossible...there was an earthquake...a terrible flood...locusts. But that's for Polly to hold over my head for the rest of our lives together.<br /><br />Anyhow, as I was driving through this unfamiliar burg, I noticed the set of signs above, and quickly took a photo with my telephone. [That statment sound absurd, by the way.] I still don't know much about Bolingbrook...but I would suggest that if you ever go to eat at Branmor's, you stick to the steak or the chops...because it isn't clear to me where the seafood is coming from.basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-78070917086353831402007-09-20T12:06:00.000-06:002007-09-21T08:17:09.226-06:00turning water into wine...I have this tube of toothpaste in the bag that I carry with me to work. It used to be in my desk drawer, when I had a permanent desk and a permanent drawer. At that time, it was accompanied by a toothbrush as well, but I don't think the toothbrush made it into the box when I hastily packed up my possessions after I was let go.<br /><br />After lunch, my mouth was feeling rather gamey, so I used some toothpaste on a finger to attempt to brush. There's nothing special or fancy about this toothpaste. Just a small tube of Crest "Regular" that my dentist gave me the last time I went in for a checkup. Regular Crest is robin's egg blue.<br /><br />Imagine my surprise when I spit into the sink to find that the frothy stuff coming from my mouth was not blue. It was pink. I was momentarily horrified, thinking that it was perhaps blood. And then I thought that I might have developed the rather uninteresting super-power to turn blue object into red ones with my mutant saliva. I imagined running around licking blue things to turn them red to confuse evil-doers. <br /><br />And then I remembered that the drink sitting on my desk was a violent shade of red. I was somewhat relieved, more because I couldn't come up with a good super-hero name for a guy who licks blue things to turn them red than because of the possibility of spontaneous bleeding in the mouth.<br /><br />I wonder if the person who has replaced me at my old desk has used my toothbrush.basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950547793610541759.post-6191775250210791982007-09-14T11:46:00.000-06:002007-09-14T12:01:14.618-06:00a dish best served...tepid?So I got a little bit of revenge on my former employer. This requires a little bit of explanation. There's this podcast I listen to out of England called <a href="http://www.punkyradio.com/">Punky! Radio</a>. It's a punk/chat show that plays all sorts of new (and the occasional old) punk music, as well as some related sub genres that might be of interest to the fans of punk. But in addition to the music, there's the wacky chat between Paul B. Edwards and Tony Hearn. It's a lot of silly fun, as they crack each other up and tell each other stories about their drunken exploits, make fun of Emos and generally blather on.<br /><br />One of their regular features is one in which listeners are asked to nominate someone in their lives who has wronged them, or is generally just sort of a jerk, and if Paul and Tony agree, they will declare for all the world to hear, that said person "Izzatwat" (is a twat).<br /><br />So, anyhow, I encourage you all to <a href="http://www.punkyradio.com/">listen to the most recent episode of Punky!,</a> as you will get the pleasure of hearing my former boss declared a twat for all the world to hear. So it's not really revenge, I guess, since I could pretty much assume that he doesn't really know that all of Punky's listeners think he's a twat..but it makes me giggle.basesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17848568472795938206noreply@blogger.com0